Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Things that make you wonder "What if?"

elite bike,cars,new car
elite bike,cars,new car

http://thehollywoodextra.blogspot.com/2007/04/porsche-500.html#comments Vince finds all sorts of cool stuff, and always is on the latest concept of new released cars from all over the world. This is a Fiat 500 mergered with a Porche.

Wrong Tool Workshop

A proud tradition since 1973, the Big Macho Wankers have never let a lack of training, tools, or talent stand in the way of their quest to keep fine Bavarian autos in top shape. Whether it is tin cans and radiator clamps to fix an exhaust, to cold chisels and hammers to remove nuts, the Wankers keep 'em rolling. Usually. elite bike,cars,new car
The Wrong Tool Workshop embraces the philosophy that any alleged BMW enthusiast who doesn't know what a guibo is should have his BMW taken away. We also believe that there are few things that can't be fixed with proper hammers or the Mighty 8" Bahco 31, God's Own Wrench. Between them, The Bubba Brothers, Earl & Mojo, have been keeping 2002s alive for over 53 years, rarely with the right tools.

I love these guys! Mucho respect for a terrific sense of humor and great website. You will too, especially never forgetting the BMW Special Tool #1

http://www.wrongtool.net/

It's Earthweek, and celebrating the natural resources is paramount, so...

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2007/04/2007_earth_week_2.html

has a hilarious entry about a 440 powered Satellite with "Keisler 5-Speed manual that dumps into a set of 3:55 gears. Edelbrock intake and heads coupled with a Demon carburetor and Keith Black pistons ensure the Earth’s precious fossil fuels are burned at a prodigious rate. Quicker than the Arabs can pump it out of the ground"

Thursday, April 12, 2007

You ain't seen nothing yet... a website that will sell you all the cool stuff you've only heard of, like seasonal air, a wiper blade sharpener, etc

http://www.kalecoauto.com/

Wiper Blade Sharpener
$24.99 Add:
Wiper blades not cutting it? Why replace them, when you could sharpen them? This high grade whetstone is all that you would expect from our quality...


Left Handed Metric Screwdriver
$12.99 Add:
This screwdriver was specially formulated by the Coalition of Left Handed Peoples for the Furthering of Left Handed Recognition and Also the Metric...


710 Cap
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Having trouble locating a replacement 710 Cap? KaleCoAuto has an industry exclusive: The Chrome 710 Cap. The chrome finish provides that desired...

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Good trash talking on the Hemmings blog, as different authors one-up the others weird finds

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Oh, puh-LEEZE. Your crane style is no match for my monkey kung-fu, donkey donkey donkey donkey

Yes, that’s Haley, as in Haley’s Comet comin’ straight fo yoo, foo. Does it make sense to convert a 1957 Nash Metropolitan into a station wagon? Not at all. Does it peg the cool-o-meter like the Night Rider pegging the speedometer on a lonely Outback highway? Hells bells yes, son. Now sit down.

That’s nice, Dan. Now why don’t you go off and play with your little friends for a while while the grownups talk?

So, you think just because you’ve spawned, that now you can dismiss my carefree, sorta-bachelor living, non? So you think that diminutiveness equates to worthlessness? Then feast thine eyes upon the Bee break, the most awesomest break ever to wear the Scat Pack stripes! I told you, don’t mess with a man that’s been to Mopar Nats. I will accept your surrender anon.

Oh, like yawn. What is that, a Chrysler? Wow. A Chrysler wagon. What did they make, like 23 million of them?

Go back to the Amish country, beard boy. Swimming with the sharks gets you bit.

http://blog.hemmings.com/index.php/2007/01/

Sunday, March 25, 2007

New blog to recommend, and from it comes "Odd vehicle names" like the Saab Tjugofem?

http://innerautoparts.blogspot.com/2007/03/toyota-topless-and-other-odd-vehicle.html

http://www.saabcentral.com/features/saab_900/model_specific/tjugofem.php

Saab 900i Tjugofem - Saab celebrates silver jubilee.... the 25th anniversary - Tjugofem means 25 in Swedish. Stupid me, I thought it meant breast.

How easy it must be to wreck a Viper when off roading

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Don't race it, if you can't afford to break it / roll it / destroy it video



1970 cornering lesson from Nurburing

Rusting in peace, from Hungarian websites

http://belsoseg.blog.hu/2007/03/02/gyonyoru_rozsdasodo_romok

http://scheerti.blog.hu/2007/03/02/rust_in_peace

Someone put together a youtube video of the 50 cars they'd steal in a "Gone in 60 seconds" tribute